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[KUGRDON]

We used to have one of these threads for random info but I couldn’t find it in a non-political context

 

[Orange]

On 7/21/2019 at 9:22 PM, KUGRDON said:

We used to have one of these threads for random info but I couldn’t find it in a non-political context

 

And/or provide tutorial for wanna-be car thieves?

[KUGRDON]

 

[Bison]

Perfect timing for the dog days of summer when summer is at its hottest.

[KUGRDON]

Sociopath or killer instinct?

 

[MrBug708]

I am now sterile. Wasn't so bad. Tomorrow might be different. Thank you to painkillers

[Mano]

11 hours ago, MrBug708 said:

I am now sterile. Wasn't so bad. Tomorrow might be different. Thank you to painkillers

They tell me bags of frozen peas are a godsend for those in your condition. 

[MrBug708]

I've used peas. Haven't used the Norco since last night and things aren't too bad right now

[KUGRDON]

On 8/2/2019 at 4:43 PM, MrBug708 said:

I am now sterile. Wasn't so bad. Tomorrow might be different. Thank you to painkillers

Be careful partner, it can take 8 to 16 weeks after a vasectomy to be sterile.

[MrBug708]

Sterilish. Feeling pretty good, but milking the do nothing, for as long as I can

[KUGRDON]

“Milking the do nothing” not good phrasing here.

[KUGRDON]

Sick:

 

[Bison]

Good time to think about chilling out given how politically overheated things are.

[KUGRDON]

Now I’m getting prostate tips. Where are the Russian Babe’s?

[Bison]

5 minutes ago, KUGRDON said:

Now I’m getting prostate tips. Where are the Russian Babe’s?

Don't feel too badly, scammers have been calling my work video phone today.  First thing said is they need your social security number because there has been something suspicious with your credit.  

[KUGRDON]

Incredible!  Who would be prouder, father or son?   Check the thread.

Or the story:

https://globalnews.ca/news/5742432/returning-soldier-dallas-airport-vietnam-veteran/

[azgreg]

So, this happened yesterday. My wife had to work yesterday. She is a sales manager for Dillard's and she was in the store at Desert Sky Pavilion. I had finished up my honey do list and decided to go see Hobbs and Shaw (which I still say Calvin and Hobbs a lot but that's another story). About half way through the movie my phone rings. I decide I wasn't going to be 'that' guy and ignore it. Shortly after I received a series of texts and ignore those as well. After the movie I look at my phone and see these:

Text 1 1:15 PM) "Hey I'm OK. Possible active shooter situation."

Text 2 1:27 PM) "Hi I'm OK. Possible active shooter at mall. We are in lock down."

Text 3 1:39 PM) "It was an armed robbery at jewelry store. Shoots fired no one hurt. Phx PD onsite. Mall evacuated. Waiting to clear."

Text 4 2:20 PM) "We are open again. Some on yelled gun and hysteria followed. No gun even involved. A smashed jewelry caseline only at that jewelry store. Luv you."

[Mano]

7 hours ago, azgreg said:

So, this happened yesterday. My wife had to work yesterday. She is a sales manager for Dillard's and she was in the store at Desert Sky Pavilion. I had finished up my honey do list and decided to go see Hobbs and Shaw (which I still say Calvin and Hobbs a lot but that's another story). About half way through the movie my phone rings. I decide I wasn't going to be 'that' guy and ignore it. Shortly after I received a series of texts and ignore those as well. After the movie I look at my phone and see these:

Text 1 1:15 PM) "Hey I'm OK. Possible active shooter situation."

Text 2 1:27 PM) "Hi I'm OK. Possible active shooter at mall. We are in lock down."

Text 3 1:39 PM) "It was an armed robbery at jewelry store. Shoots fired no one hurt. Phx PD onsite. Mall evacuated. Waiting to clear."

Text 4 2:20 PM) "We are open again. Some on yelled gun and hysteria followed. No gun even involved. A smashed jewelry caseline only at that jewelry store. Luv you."

Hope your back is ok from sleeping on the couch.

[azgreg]

19 minutes ago, Mano said:

Hope your back is ok from sleeping on the couch.

Everything is cool. I've been with her for over 30 years. It's my guess she was the calmest person in the store. 

[Orange]

On 8/6/2019 at 12:57 PM, KUGRDON said:

Sick:

 

What am I missing here?