happycamper Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/11/2024 at 6:17 PM, canvas baron said: 1 min 24 seconds per for the 1k attempt for those of you who haven't done the math. Realistically 1 min per allowing for swap outs and bathroom breaks. I assume hydration and food will be done on the fly. what happened with the 100? was it every guy nuts in her or what? Quote
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 5:24 AM, happycamper said: is this a real thing? or is it a "procopius wrote it" thing? All we have are the histories. Quote
happycamper Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 9:10 AM, halfmanhalfbronco said: All we have are the histories. i mean sure. but if procopius wrote "justinian kept his beard neatly trimmed" i'd wonder what the political angle was and try to decide whether he was actually clean shaven or had a wild man beard. if tacitus wrote "yeah it was wild all the celts in asia minor were 6 ft tall and red haired" then I'd say huh sounds like we have a credible source that lots (most?) celts in asia minor were tall and red-headed. Quote
Old_SD_Dude Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 4:24 AM, happycamper said: is this a real thing? or is it a "procopius wrote it" thing? It’s Livy. And don’t be bagging on Procopius. Love that guy. Quote
happycamper Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 10:07 AM, Old_SD_Dude said: It’s Livy. And don’t be bagging on Procopius. Love that guy. like listening to ben shapiro 2 Quote
Old_SD_Dude Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 6:20 AM, happycamper said: i mean sure. but if procopius wrote "justinian kept his beard neatly trimmed" i'd wonder what the political angle was and try to decide whether he was actually clean shaven or had a wild man beard. if tacitus wrote "yeah it was wild all the celts in asia minor were 6 ft tall and red haired" then I'd say huh sounds like we have a credible source that lots (most?) celts in asia minor were tall and red-headed. No question that the ancient historians had agendas. Procopius even wrote “A Secret History” where he was incredibly candid and judgemental. Tacitus often sermonized. The famous line about the Romans supposedly spoken by Calgacus to his warriors before the Battle of Mons Graupus: “They create a desert and call it peace” was almost certainly an invention by Tacitus who had soured on imperial expansion. So as with modern writing ancient history must be viewed critically, but in the end it’s all we got and very little survived. 1 1 Quote
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 7:20 AM, happycamper said: i mean sure. but if procopius wrote "justinian kept his beard neatly trimmed" i'd wonder what the political angle was and try to decide whether he was actually clean shaven or had a wild man beard. if tacitus wrote "yeah it was wild all the celts in asia minor were 6 ft tall and red haired" then I'd say huh sounds like we have a credible source that lots (most?) celts in asia minor were tall and red-headed. I mean, Claudius was an old crippled dude who was far from home at the time and she was by all accounts a smoke show. Did she really win a 24 hour off against the best whores in Rome? Seems fantastical but here we are 2k years later talking about the same thing lol Quote
happycamper Posted December 17, 2024 Posted December 17, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 12:36 PM, halfmanhalfbronco said: I mean, Claudius was an old crippled dude who was far from home at the time and she was by all accounts a smoke show. Did she really win a 24 hour off against the best whores in Rome? Seems fantastical but here we are 2k years later talking about the same thing lol It was a long time ago, maybe whore technology was just not very advanced. She had a threesome and people were like "WTF you can do that? omg!!!!!!" 1 Quote
Old_SD_Dude Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 10:48 AM, happycamper said: It was a long time ago, maybe whore technology was just not very advanced. She had a threesome and people were like "WTF you can do that? omg!!!!!!" I don’t think we’d be able to teach much to the Imperial Roman nobility regarding orgiastic events. 1 1 Quote
azgreg Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 If we don't sin Jesus died for nothing. 1 3 Quote
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 5:06 PM, Old_SD_Dude said: I don’t think we’d be able to teach much to the Imperial Roman nobility regarding orgiastic events. Claudia Pulchra had a political rival call her a cheap whore. She retaliated by having dozens of men gang rape him as her supporters among the people threw copper coins at him. The reaction among the rest of the Patrician class was "yassss girl, slay it queen". Quote
tailingpermit Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 There will be fluffers involved when she’s goes for the 1k mark, genius. Quote
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 6:43 PM, tailingpermit said: There will be fluffers involved when she’s goes for the 1k mark, genius. I guess she made 4 million bucks from the event and subsequent subscriptions. Quote
bornontheblue Posted December 18, 2024 Author Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 6:46 PM, halfmanhalfbronco said: I guess she made 4 million bucks from the event and subsequent subscriptions. They a small price for her dignity Quote
halfmanhalfbronco Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 She will probably end up making north of 20 million for two days work. What a time to be alive Quote
AztecAlien Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 6:43 PM, tailingpermit said: There will be fluffers involved when she’s goes for the 1k mark, genius. Cowboy Up has already volunteered. 1 Quote
tailingpermit Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 9:08 PM, AztecAlien said: Cowboy Up has already volunteered. If you’re into that kind of thing, good for you. Quote
AztecAlien Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 7:16 PM, tailingpermit said: If you’re into that kind of thing, good for you. Pretty sure he is, hence the name. Quote
tailingpermit Posted December 18, 2024 Posted December 18, 2024 On 12/17/2024 at 8:46 PM, halfmanhalfbronco said: I guess she made 4 million bucks from the event and subsequent subscriptions. How much would a guy make doing that?! Quote
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