Rebels18 Posted September 2 Posted September 2 I know a National Championship in a meaningful sport is nothing you NATTY-LESS PEASANTS could possibly comprehend----but the stage has been set. The destiny of UNLV goes beyond material compensation, when great forces move in this world we learn that we are spirits---not animals. There is something going on in time and space-- and beyond time and space--which whether we like it or not spells: duty. It is UNLV's Duty to represent you meagre peasants in the G5 as your CHAMPION. It is a mantle we wear proudly. UNLV has a rendezvous with destiny. You can all be proud to say you played a proud role as stepping stones to our transcendence to glory. We did it in 1990 in Basketball, now it's our turn in football. tl;dr LUBE UP! 1 5
Bison Posted September 2 Posted September 2 Love the energy of UNLV fans on this place. If you can beat Kansas on the road in several weeks, you just might have a chance. 3
Supersix Posted September 2 Posted September 2 On 9/2/2024 at 2:19 PM, Rebels18 said: I know a National Championship in a meaningful sport is nothing you NATTY-LESS PEASANTS could possibly comprehend----but the stage has been set. The destiny of UNLV goes beyond material compensation, when great forces move in this world we learn that we are spirits---not animals. There is something going on in time and space-- and beyond time and space--which whether we like it or not spells: duty. It is UNLV's Duty to represent you meagre peasants in the G5 as your CHAMPION. It is a mantle we wear proudly. UNLV has a rendezvous with destiny. You can all be proud to say you played a proud role as stepping stones to our transcendence to glory. We did it in 1990 in Basketball, now it's our turn in football. tl;dr LUBE UP!
utenation Posted September 2 Posted September 2 On 9/2/2024 at 5:33 PM, Rebels18 said: You will all be witnesses! Looks like you have a CU Buff fish on your hook. LMAO. 3 1
MissionTrails Posted September 3 Posted September 3 You guys beat Houston for chrissakes. We destroyed them in the Vegas Bowl a few years ago and it didn't lead US to the promised land. Beat somebody that matters, then we'll talk.
utenation Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/2/2024 at 10:20 PM, MissionTrails said: You guys beat Houston for chrissakes. We destroyed them in the Vegas Bowl a few years ago and it didn't lead US to the promised land. Beat somebody that matters, then we'll talk. Stay away from that fishing line with a big worm in the water.
InnZoneU Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/2/2024 at 9:20 PM, MissionTrails said: You guys beat Houston for chrissakes. We destroyed them in the Vegas Bowl a few years ago and it didn't lead US to the promised land. Beat somebody that matters, then we'll talk. 18 Hooked another one. LOL. 2
Rebels18 Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 12:20 AM, MissionTrails said: You guys beat Houston for chrissakes. We destroyed them in the Vegas Bowl a few years ago and it didn't lead US to the promised land. Beat somebody that matters, then we'll talk. On 9/2/2024 at 6:05 PM, Bison said: Love the energy of UNLV fans on this place. If you can beat Kansas on the road in several weeks, you just might have a chance. THE BOARD HAS BEEN SET, THE GAME IS IN MOTION, YOU ARE ALL JUST FEEBLE PAWNS TO BE SACRIFIZED FOR OUR GRAND STRATEGY 1
InnZoneU Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 9:38 AM, Rebels18 said: THE BOARD HAS BEEN SET, THE GAME IS IN MOTION, YOU ARE ALL JUST FEEBLE PAWNS TO BE SACRIFIZED FOR OUR GRAND STRATEGY You are nominated to rock the Pedo-Bear suit if we get this match up.
utenation Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 10:38 AM, Rebels18 said: THE BOARD HAS BEEN SET, THE GAME IS IN MOTION, YOU ARE ALL JUST FEEBLE PAWNS TO BE SACRIFIZED FOR OUR GRAND STRATEGY After UNLV crushes Penn State, it looks like Utah has an ass whipping coming. I’m not sure our pride as a program will be able to handle that kind of blow. At least we can say we lost to the national champs. 4
MissionTrails Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 10:08 AM, utenation said: After UNLV crushes Penn State, it looks like Utah has an ass whipping coming. I’m not sure our pride as a program will be able to handle that kind of blow. At least we can say we lost to the national champs. Careful, RebelRobert will take you seriously and start hounding you with friend requests amongst other, creepier offers.
MissionTrails Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 6:47 AM, InnZoneU said: 18 Hooked another one. LOL. I already know his schtick (don't read that sentence quickly, I'm not that kind of guy). Just wanted to remind you all that Houston isn't a measuring stick. I'm glad to see the Rebs doing well.
InnZoneU Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 10:41 AM, MissionTrails said: I already know his schtick (don't read that sentence quickly, I'm not that kind of guy). Just wanted to remind you all that Houston isn't a measuring stick. I'm glad to see the Rebs doing well. All in good fun. UNLV gonna win another natty this year for you MWC peasants to bow down to. We're all just witnesses to the greatness. 2
Rebels18 Posted September 3 Author Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 1:08 PM, utenation said: After UNLV crushes Penn State, it looks like Utah has an ass whipping coming. I’m not sure our pride as a program will be able to handle that kind of blow. At least we can say we lost to the national champs. our game against you in the play-off will leave Utah with a prolapsed anus that rivals Frank 'Da Tank" Summers brutal buttf*cking of Utah back in 07'
InnZoneU Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 2:31 PM, Rebels18 said: our game against you in the play-off will leave Utah with a prolapsed anus that rivals Frank 'Da Tank" Summers brutal buttf*cking of Utah back in 07' If I remember, Sanford's victory speech press conference after that win was fkn hilarious on many levels.
The Barber Posted September 3 Posted September 3 UNLV Coach is going to get hired away after this season. https://coacheshotseat.com/#
utenation Posted September 3 Posted September 3 On 9/3/2024 at 3:31 PM, Rebels18 said: our game against you in the play-off will leave Utah with a prolapsed anus that rivals Frank 'Da Tank" Summers brutal buttf*cking of Utah back in 07' Sure. But how sad is it that you have to go all the way back almost 20 years to find a stat for Utah smack? You have to go back to 1979 to find another win. Yikes.
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